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HOW TO DEAL WITH ASSHOLES

by Jordi Teixeira May 2017 LIFESTYLE Read in PDF format N13/2017
HOW TO DEAL WITH ASSHOLES NARCISSISTIC, AGGRESSIVE, IMPATIENT ... LEARN TO IDENTIFY AN ASSHOLE AND NOT BE ONE OF THEM!

QUIZ Are you an asshole?

01. You’re waiting in a line at the supermarket. What are you thinking?

o Did I forget anything on my shopping list?  (- 5 points)

o Should I get toilet paper or wipes? I never can keep them straight (0 points)

o Oh no, I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to bump you (3 points)

02. At a stop sign, a pedestrian is crossing slowly in front of your car. You think:

o Wow, this song on my stereo is awesome! (1)

o Can’t this guy walk any faster? What an idiot! (3)

03. You’re sttoped at the traffic light, when it turns green suddenly. The car in front of you doesn’t move. What do you do?

o Honk the horn repeatedly until they move (4)

o Wait patiently (6)

o Honk once and then wait (8)

04. Have you ever spoiled a TV show, movie or game for someone?

o Yes, on purpose (2)

o Only by accident (5)

o Never (8)

05. Were you honest in that last question?

o Sarcastically laughs (0)

o Honesty is key, man (-5)

o Obviously I was! (8)

DO THE MATH AND CROSS YOUR FINGERS


Between 8 and 14 points: you are a creepy weirdo. Between 14 and 20 points: sorry, you made it, you’re a complete asshole. But let’s face it, who cares? More than 20 points: This is a mistake. Have you counted well?

 

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